In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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