I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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