My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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