dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We got so high we made milksteak
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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