: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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