Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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