Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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