what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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