let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
its liver damage thursday
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