I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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