Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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