Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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