Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was confusing and full of hummus
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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