that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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