So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just gift wrapped bread.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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