In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
