He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
