So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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