WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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