Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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