i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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