if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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