that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We need to get me chipped asap
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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