I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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