The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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