Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
