ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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