I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
