It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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