found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
