I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Houston, we have a blender
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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