We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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