Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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