Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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