I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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