I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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