McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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