Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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