one might say we're banned from that church
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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