And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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