awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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