Plan B is the new Plan A
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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