that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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