Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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