He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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