Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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