North Korea, Best Korea!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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