Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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