You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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