i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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