If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
