I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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