idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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