She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i think my cat just said my name.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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