How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud š³
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
āOn a breakā is implied when itās a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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