doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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