is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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